Hilarious !!!!!!

looooooooooooool

Road Trip

Today we will be on our way to Florida to visit my Husband's family ! It's not our first time ! we've been there on the new year ! Road trips r really fun here ! we will be driving from Austin to Louisiana which will take 7 hours; spending the night in His sister's house then take them and continue with another 7 to 8 hours to Florida! 5 days visit ! we will be able to meet the whole family and enjoy the Argeleh and the fun with everybody :D Also enjoy the beach because the last time It was freezing there !


I will be driving half of the way :D .... thu it's not that hard but it makes me feel tensed ! don't know why ! 


Just Hope to have fun ! and have a nice week end starting from now everybody :D

What Would You Be !?!!

If I were a month, I’d be April.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 8 PM.
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto.
If I were an animal, I’d be a Cat.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be Springtime.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be Red.
If I were an element, I’d be Silver.
If I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari.
If I were a food, I’d be a Salad.
If I were a place, I’d be a River.
If I were a material, I’d be Silk.
If I were a taste, I’d be Sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be Jasmine.
If I were an item of clothing, I’d be a Scarf.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a Smile.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Jimmy Choo.
If I were a song, I’d be Lady In Red by Michael Bolton.
 If I were a body part, I’d be a Hair.
If I were an emotion, I’d be Calm.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Cherry.
 If I were a sound, I’d be a Purl.
If I were a direction, I’d be East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Pillow.
If I were a liquid, I’d be An Apple Juice.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be an Olive tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Pencil.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Rose.

What would you be? 
I will tag !
 Whisper, Omm Umar and Haitham
:D

كيف تطبخين زوجك

إليك هذه الوصفة الغنية التي تجعلك هنية

أولا- ضعي زوجك في قدر من الاهتمام والمحبة – بس هدئي النار

ثانيا - اسكبي عليه حنانك وعطفك - انتبهي لا يغرق

ثالثا - ملحيه بقليل من الابتسام - خليها خفيفة حتى لا يقول هبله

رابعا - حركي المزيج بملعقة من الأعصاب الهادئة - الشكوى لله ، لازم تتحملين

خامسا - أحكميه بغطاء من الثقة المضغوطة - عشان ينضج صح

ولا تنسي 5 بهارات

لا تناقشي - لا تجادلي - لا تناحسي - لا تطالبي - لا تعاتبي

هنيئا لك الجنة في الآخرة ومستشفى المجانين في الدنيا


منقول عن ايميل - بجد موتني من الضحك
يعني ما أجادل ولا أعاتب بطق وبموت هههههههههههههه

هو البلاك بيري مش نوكيا !!؟

ههههههه يمكن أهبل سؤال بسأله بحياتي وبعرف ابن اختي رح يفضحني بين الكل هههههه خالتي ما بتميز بين الموبايلات .... جد كل فكري انه نوكيا عملوا موبايلات سموها بلاك بيري ههههه..... كنا في عملية بحث عن موبايل نوكيا فليب يكون لايت وسيمبل ومش غالي بس بلش يحكيلي عن موبايلات بلاك بيري عندها طرحت السؤال الأغبى في العالم هههههه

بس نتوقف شوي عند البلاك بيري !! ما بتحسوا انه موبايل عرط كتير للناس اللي مش بـحاجته !!؟ يعني رجال الأعمال اللي شغلهم مقطع بعضه ولازم الواحد منهم يرد على الايميلات حتى وهو مسافر هيك شخص بكون بحاجة لهيك موبايل لكن شاب في الجامعة ؟!! ولمن تسأله ليش بدك اياه مع انه بكون عندهم لاب توب وكمان في وايرلس انترنت في الجامعة بحكيلك يعني بشوف ايميلي أي وقت وبشيّك على الفيسبوك متى ما بدي -في الباص يعني هههه- (رح تخرب الدنيا اذا ما شاف مين أغمى عليه ومين راح ينام نص ساعة!!)وكمان اشتراكه مش رخيص !! جد بحس كتير أشياء تافهة صارت هي المهمة في عقول الشباب هاي الأيام

Cool Ads

ok I don't know if they r new or not but I found them funny so felt like sharing !

I won't comment because each ad explains it self :D

looool

Nice Quote !

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand.
I beat people up."


Muhammad Ali


lool

7 things Tag

I was tagged by the sweet blogger My GetaWay ...... the tag is

list 7 things about yourself and tag 7 other bloggers.

things about me mmmm ok .....

1* I am turning to be a shopaholic :D

2* People get intimidated by me ..... and I don't know why !!

3* I have a very very very loud voice lol

4* I hate cell phones and everything about them ! I even hate when anybody call me or text me ... stupid I know !

5* I Enjoy loneliness

6* Most of the new Egyptian movies make me sick .....

7* I despise guys who drink ... the Muslims once in particular !

The 7 bloggers I will tag :)

Farah
Whisper
Shaheen
Haitham
The Vibrant Soul
My Balcony
Osama

Finallyyy I've watched it !!

Avatar ! after all this time Finally I had the chance to watch it today .... Honestly i don't know what to say! best movie EVER !! ..... I won't talk about the great acting or the Extraordinary graphics waaaw, shown in 3D; I felt like being inside the movie.

The Only thing I will talk about is the story ! for me It was like watching the Invasion of Palestine and Iraq ! same story but different places .... peaceful people living on their own, on a blessed land but greedy savages find an excuse to destroy all this and claim for something they don't have the right in ..... and later they r the victims and those innocent people nothing but terrorists !!?!

I am not a sentimental person but I cried when they asked for the other tribes help and they didn't hesitate to stand by them to defend their land .... Just like the Arab countries and how they stand next to each other loool (in my dreams !)
~sigh~

Washington's First Video Blog ...... loooooool very funny

U have to watch this hilarious Video my favorite part when he checks his Blackberry

How Much Do You Know About Blogging? ..... Me !? CLUELESSSS !! :D

Seriously what is my problem ?? I should be ashamed of my self !!! after 4 years of blogging and this is my score lool I've been told Do You Even Know What a Blog Is? looooooooool mabso6aa 3ala 7alee :D


Maybe I should spend more time exploring :D

So now Click here to see How much do u know about blogging hope u get better score than what I got :D ok I am sure u will :p

ليش هيك كل العطل ؟؟!!؟

بتيجي يوم جمعة !!! يعني ما بنستفيد ولا يوم عطلة .... رأس السنة الهجرية والكريسميس ورأس السنة الميلادية

انا بحكي لو الحكومة اظهارا للنوايا الحسنة تعطلنا يوم خميس من هاي الايام ما بتفرق اي خميس .. بس هيك هدية ما من وراها جزية شو رايكو ؟ اقتراح رائع صح ؟!!؟

بس يلا مين بده يحكي للحكومة ؟

Bercelona VS Real Madrid ...... The classicoooo

Today at 8:00 PM Jordan time (as if u don't know !)...... I bought chips, pepsi, pop corn and thinking of buying pizza :D just can't wait to watch the game with my family cheering for Barcelona .....

go missy go Ibrahimoo :D

ashoof yalla elkol yshaje3 El Barsaa :P


Edit: It's 1-0 for Barcelona wohoooooo ..... jebt-haa yaa Ibrahemovitch !

Really one of the most entertaining games I've ever seen !! Mabroook Barca and good luck for Real Madrid it was great having madredyeen to see their faces :D wohoooooo

Tagged !

I was tagged by My Dear sister My Getaway.

The tag is about wishes, I simply have to make 3 wishes for my life then I have to tag 6 other bloggers, afterward leave a link to let them know they have been tagged.

My wishes: (these r good days .... ayam mobarakah ! allah yetqabbal do3a2na kolna)

1- To be able to feel completely happy when i see all my brothers and sisters; not having this sad feeling knowing that they will be leaving in a while ....

2- To know what I want exactly in this life and have peace of mind ....

3- To see alka3beh again ... soooon

now I will tagg

Whisper

Osama

Sha5bo6

My Balcony

KJ

ĐàŋdŎöŅёH

VJY3UB66B9WJ

حــُــــزَيــــرة

فواكه تتكون من ثلاثة حروف اول حرف مثل آخر حرف

انا بحكي يا سفرجل يا بطيخ

U HAVE to play this game !!

and tell me where is item 12 and 13 I can't find them

ok for the first time in my life I play a game on line (that's why maybe this one is very old but I don't know)

So U r locked in this room and u have to find 13 items to get out  .....  u have to be patient and smart.

if u find 0-6 items then u r not smart at all lool .... below the average :D

If u find 6-8 items then u r not stupid u r ok :D

from 9-10 items then u r on the average

from 11-12 then u r very smart and patient

I got 11 till now wohooo

BUT I can't sleep till I find the last 2 items

Here is the link (Crimson Room) ........  give it a shot and tell me

أبطال الملاعب

ما تصورت اني لسة بتذكر حتى أغنية البداية .... لمن شغل أخوي الفيديو بلشنا نغني مع بعض ههههه

جد من أكتر مسلسلات الكارتون اللي بتذكرها ..... مع انه كرة قدم بس كنت أتابعه مع اخواني .... يعني بعملوا سحر بالكرة .... ضربة صاروخية والكرة بتضلَها طايرة بالسما ساعة وهي تلف وبعدين بتصير زي العاصفة بالمرمى جد تحشيش ..... شوفو بعض الضربات الصاروخية الطائرة .... بس نفسي افهم انعدام جاذبية

On LOST ...... well !! this summarize it all lool

there r times when I really get addicted to the big TV show lost ..... I wait till the season ends .... I get the whole episodes and watch them in like 2 days ..... so i won't have to wait week after week to know what will happened ..... but after season 3 i really stopped being interested ..... kteeer besra7oooo !! i feel like a goat wants to eat some grass while watching looool really come one !!

few days ago my nephew told me that he downloaded season 4 & 5 !! I just couldn't resist !! so we watched 2 seasons in 4 days !! I got so much interested again to watch what will happened and again it gets more and more complicated !!

what is killing me is that he got 15 episodes from season 5 ..... and he didn't download episode finale :S !!!! our connection is sooo slow !! I have to wait like 2 days to download it :S .... i couldn't stand still i kept searching on line and after so much searching i found a site to watch it on line .... Finally !! but at the last 15 min !!!!! this stupid site asked for registration to be able to watch the rest of the episode :S jus 15 min ?!!! aghhhhh If i knew that i would bought the whole season from the first place !!! but !!! just for 15 min :S aghhhhhhhhh i really feel angry ..... i couldn't wait ..... i watched the last 10 min on YouTube but there was some parts missing !!

I hate lost I hate lost and i hate the Internet more ..... lool

ok one of the scenes i found hilarious is when hurley was trying to explain to his mom what happened to them On the Island looool he summarized 4 seasons in less that a minute in case u missed anything :D lol he is the coolest :D

MacBook air ........ I Love this laptop

I still don't have my own laptop !! i live on using other's lol (my brothers in particular because they always have the latest) last year my brother bought this this this .... I don't know how to describe it .... simply it's soo adorable :D ..... I usually use vaio and dell but this MacBook-air is just something else !


when i first tried to use it; just to check some pictures i kept staring at it for almost 20 min :D just searching for the folder which contains the pictures :D and i couldn't find them !! (seriously mac is not that user friendly) but after getting used to it's applications .... it's really great and very very light !!! (what I loved the most) it's lighter that a note book !! I try to press the buttons softly :D so i don't break it ........

honestly when it comes to technology and electronics most of us girls care the most about the appearance (ok maybe in every thing :D )so I didn't ask about it's capacity and the battery or other things i just love the way it looks :D





So I am gonna do my best to steal it from my brother

Summer blog 2009 - vote for the best

Thanx Whisper and Ahmad Al Mahrouq for the lovely Idea Summer Blog 2009, the idea is to choose the best blog in this summer among 34 nominated blogs ......... I was flattered to find my blog among these nice blogs : ) and that makes it more interesting :P

so about voting for the blog u find the best - in case u don't know - It's easy ...... first of all u have to have a facebook account (yaak I know :D ) and then u should follow these steps

• U have to join this Group
• Go Down In the same page and when u see links click on see all to see all the nominated blogs
• Then u can vote for the blog u like by clicking on the word like (the voting stops by the end of this month) ....... and sure u can vote for my Blog :D which is blog Number 9 in this page or number 19 in General
  

Good Luck for all : )